after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
