Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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