There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Do vagina's smell?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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