What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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