My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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