I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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