physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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