I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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