I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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