we're blogging at a bar
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
