I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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