My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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