i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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