Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it because I queefed?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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