Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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