Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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