wakey wakey hands off snakey
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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