I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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