did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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