no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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