I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My dick has a subreddit
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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