Non-Jews are for practice
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Of course I have a pirate flag
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Randomize
