so explain again why im purple
no
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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