So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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