Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm passing your future prison.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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