and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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