Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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