We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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