Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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