The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i dont even know how to be here
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
