This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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