i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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