I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
