sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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