I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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