i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
tell me about the fingering
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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