U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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