My sheets look like a crime scene.
Porn is love you can see.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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