He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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