I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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