I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
