nut hugger
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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