Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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