I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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