Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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