I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Randomize
