two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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