He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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