and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm really into asian looking animals
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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