just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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