so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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