Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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