Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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