I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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