Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
tell me about the eggs
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