Fuck appropriateness.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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