i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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